Relatos spankos - Kat Von Sage

– Artie! Not here… It was about the millionth time Storm, commonly known as Ororo Munroe, had to scold Arthur Maddicks that day. She had sensed something was off since earlier in the morning, while they were all having breakfast and getting ready for their school trip of the week: a visit to the one and only Natural History Museum. Everybody had to go; it was well known among mutants that “no one should be left behind”, except in case of illness, but Artie was bad at faking it and, truth be told, not a single day could possibly be catalogued as “fun” when annoying teenagers were hell-bent on bullying you. As every other school trip day, everybody was expected to be on their best behavior, not only because that was “the polite thing to do”, but because by not doing so, they would be exposing the mutant community to the outside world, risking the lives of every child living within the safe limits of Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. Artie retracted his deep-blue forked ton...

– Melina’s going to kill me –muttered the Red Soldier.– In that exact moment, the door burst open, revealing the eldest of the three widows. – I’m home! –she announced, which was unusual in her, but since she lived among spies, she decided to take measures to avoid startling her family.- - Mamaaaaa!!! –the blonde came running into the living room-. Nat stabbed me –she simply stated.- - She wHAT?! Natalia! - That´s not true! –came the response from the other room, followed by its owner, making her triumphant entrance as she walked into the family room.- Melina looked at both of her girls and caught a glimpse of a familiar shiny object in the redhead’s hand. - Is that…your father’s knife? –she asked in a glacial tone, hands on her hips.- - He gave it to me. There was a monster under my bed! - It was me…and I’m not a monster, dummy –Yelena said, sticking her tongue out at her older sister, getting a deathly glare from her as a response.- Their mother deeply sighed. - Alexei Shostakov, you...